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Why do trees try new things so often?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?