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Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What day is your mom always right?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where do surfers go to school?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?