Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where would you find an elephant?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?