How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the most determined bird?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do frogs drink in the winter?