What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do people always trip on September 22?