What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where does the president keep his razor?