Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.