Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are fish such good architects?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?