Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are all priests fit?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?