Why didn't the melons get married?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?