What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?