Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?