Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?