What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do math teachers love March?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What animal has the most fun?