What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How does a penguin build its house?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?