How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
How long will dinner be?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?