What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Surprise!!!!
Why do two skunks argue?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How was the wedding?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?