Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?