What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?