What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?