What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the most masculine animal?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?