What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?