What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?