What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
I broke my finger!
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What season begins with a thud?