What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do fleas travel?
Why do cows wear bells?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
I broke my finger!
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What TV show is most popular at bars?