What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How long do chickens work?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?