Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is the most adorable season?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?