What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which cats have the best manners?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?