How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?