Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the difference between soccer and football?