What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What animal floats best?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a forklift?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?