How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How do you make antifreeze?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why was the fish so smart?
How are teens like cats?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?