What is blue and not heavy?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Can February March?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?