Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you organize a space party?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?