What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?