What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?