What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a goose's favorite book?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?