What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?