Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Did you take the patient's temperature?