Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is the most adorable season?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?