What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?