What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?