What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What condiment has wings?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?