What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?