Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
A Wii!
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which state has the best streets?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?