Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's the richest basketball team?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which family member is always relieved?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?