Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How do you arrest a pig?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where does water do all its banking?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who are crows' favorite family members?