Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the color of the wind?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?