What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?