What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?