If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why was the snake coughing so much?