What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
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What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do mice need oiling?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why was the tire self-conscious?