What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are stones so good at music?
What building always gets stains on it?