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Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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Why did the chicken walk across the street?
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Why did the cat go to medical school?
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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
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