Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where do books sleep?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?