Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do fairies always drink?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?