What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?