How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?