What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
It's allergy season again?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are ghosts always single?