Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?