What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call an insincere horse?