What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
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What British bugs are the best singers?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How does a squid go into battle?