What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?