Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?