What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?