What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?