Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do amoebas make calls?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?