Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?