Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?