Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
A book just fell on my head.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
I used to be addicted to not showering.