Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?