Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do naked fish play with?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What birds make average students?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Surprise!!!!
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?