How did the pirate call his mother?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?