What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the politest month?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?