How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the frog starve?