Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?