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When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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How did the toad die?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which animal is the most religious?
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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?