Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are bakers so good at math?