What game does a rabbit always win?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a tired tree?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which insect makes the best father?