What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the foal cough?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What should you wear to a tea party?