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It was a sacrifice Bundt™.
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Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do fairies always drink?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is a computer so smart?