Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
It was a sacrifice Bundt™.
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?