What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do bees get to school?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?