Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do elves learn in school?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?