Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do you spot a modern spider?