Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which singer could always break a five?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where does breakfast live?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What words make the best athletes?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?