What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a forklift?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do cows always skip gym class?