What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?