What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Which fly makes films?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which insect is the smartest?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What game do bats excel at?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?