What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?