What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
A book just fell on my head.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?