What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the Dorito say to his son?