What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why is summer always sad?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?