Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you make a bandstand?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do cows say when you milk them?