Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?