Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?