Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the strongest animal?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?