Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What says: oom oom oom?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What day is your mom always right?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you find at the end of everything?