Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?