Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
How do fleas travel?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?