If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are books always so angry?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?