What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How much money does a skunk have?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What fish loves to play in a band?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do legumes gossip so much?