What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What kind of music do planets like?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?