When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How is cat food sold?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?