When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did electricity win the race?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call lending money to a bison?