What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What animal floats best?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What condiment has wings?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?