What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is the smallest lion?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?