What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do bees buzz?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?