Which music festival was full of lumber?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?