What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What fish sings the best?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?