Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
When does a horse talk?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?