What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?