What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What game do mice love to play?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?