What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How do bears keep cool?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
When do mice play every day?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why was the math book sad?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where do you take sick ponies?