What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?