Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What game do mice love to play?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?