What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you talk to a giant?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
