I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why is winter considered holy?
What fish sings the best?
Why are all priests fit?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do fish watch TV shows?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?