Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?