Where would you put an injured insect?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How was the wedding?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?