Which tree can't stop crying?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How do you wash a lamb?