What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?