What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?