What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?