What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Which computer won the talent show?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?