Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do minions always put in their salads?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?