What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What type of birds stay together forever?